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Regretfully Apologetic

Thu May 7, 2009, 5:53 PM
  • Mood: Embarrassed
  • Listening to: King Crimson - Red
  • Reading: Slaughterhouse Five
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: honey-baked chicken and asparagus
I was reading through all my previous journal entries and was coming upon the realization that I sound like a total jackass and somewhat stuck up, when I hid from the realization, sneaking up and around with a graceful and exquisite flanking maneuver; waiting... waiting... TO POUNCE AND CUT THE THROAT OF MY ENEMY!!! and then I returned to my FUCKING AWESOME SELF. hahaha

but what I really wanted to say was that if I have ever offended anyone or said something confusing or bizarre (like that whole ordeal above this text), it's because just about every comment with some sort of "haha" or a "guffaw" is sarcastic. That wasn't sarcastic.




and I don't have Hepatitis C.


and now I can wait another year to write another pointless journal.

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  • Current Residence: your basement, Michigan
  • Interests: Sleeping on couches; dinner at your house.
  • Favourite movie: Sin City, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing
  • Favourite band or musician: RHCP, Muse, NIN, Depeche Mode, The Mars Volta, Deftones
  • Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock, Alternative, Funk, Folk and Fan-Fare
  • Favourite photographer: everyone else
  • Personal Quote: I'll never kiss a Gun Street girl again
  • Tools of the Trade: way too much caffiene and Wizard Metal.

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~greenvine:icongreenvine: May 27, 2009, 3:50:54 PM
Hey man, we should do this contest haha...

"This summer, The Mars Volta is giving a handful of lucky fans the chance to check out Octahedron before it is released on June 23rd!
We are looking for 10-15 of their biggest fans to host advance listenings in their homes for their new album, Octahedron. Fans must submit why they deserve to host a party. Submissions are open to interpretation: anything from youtube videos, illustrations, writings, etc. Any way to best translate why you deserve to be a “Host”.
”Official Hosts” will have their party pics posted on The Mars Volta’s website (thebedlam.net).
We will also select one host and guest of their choice to see The Mars Volta perform anywhere in the US.
Submit your entries by June 3rd to OctahedronParty@gmail.com. Make sure and include all your info (name, city, state), so we can get in touch with you. Good luck!"

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ugh?
~greenvine:icongreenvine: May 8, 2009, 12:45:20 PM
You, Me, and a rubber band machine gun haha

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ugh?
~AlCapwn:iconAlCapwn: May 8, 2009, 3:23:22 PM
haha, see you tomorrow bright and early.

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the 1st annual grand imperial wizard pool tournament champion.
~greenvine:icongreenvine: Feb 27, 2009, 5:15:28 PM
U sir have nice picdurs up on your page yes.

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~AdamMPkins:iconAdamMPkins: Jan 29, 2009, 5:35:51 PM
We should take detroit pics sometime
~AlCapwn:iconAlCapwn: Jan 30, 2009, 1:00:16 PM
yes, yes we should.

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the 1st annual grand imperial wizard pool tournament champion.
=xpedr0:iconxpedr0: Nov 16, 2008, 4:42:22 PM
Hello! You've been featured here: [link]! :iconballoonsplz:

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Masquerade, paper faces on parade... masquerade!
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